Facts.

Peter O’Mahony once again proved to everyone this month that he is without doubt one of the best flankers in the world right now. His performance against New Zealand will go down as one of the all-time great Irish performances, and cemented his status as a warrior among men.

But this is nothing new. O’Mahony has been doing this for years for both club and country. He wears his heart on his sleeve and gives absolutely everything whenever he puts on a green or red jersey.

Yesterday we named him Ireland’s November Player of the Series, and today we’ve decided to do some research on the Munster captain and we’ve discovered some interesting facts…

Peter O’Mahony facts.

1 – When he was 10 years old, Peter O’Mahony decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.

2 – One day Peter O’Mahony did a test on a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.

3 – Peter O’Mahony does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Peter O’Mahony.

4 – When Peter O’Mahony was young, his parents used to sleep in his bed when they were scared.

5 – When Peter O’Mahony goes to your house to visit you, you’re the guest.

6 – One day Peter O’Mahony passed a red light and the guards stopped his car. O’Mahony charged the guards.

7 – There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Peter O’Mahony allows to live.

8 – Peter O’Mahony helped the nurses when he was born.

9 – Peter O’Mahony never lies. The truth is what is wrong.

10 – When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Peter O’Mahony.

11 – Oxygen needs Peter O’Mahony to survive.

12 – It is impossible for Peter O’Mahony to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Peter O’Mahony.

13 – In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Peter O’Mahony.

14 – One day Peter O’Mahony missed two days in a row from school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.

15 – One day Peter O’Mahony arrived late for school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.

16 – Peter O’Mahony can kill two stones with one bird.

17 – Peter O’Mahony doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

18 – Superman wears Peter O’Mahony pyjamas.

19 – Peter O’Mahony makes onions cry.

20 – When Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request from Peter O’Mahony.

21 – Peter O’Mahony can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

22 – Peter O’Mahony can hear sign language.

23 – Peter O’Mahony knows Victoria’s secret.

24 – Peter O’Mahony counted to infinity. Twice.

25 – Peter O’Mahony can build a snowman out of rain.

26 – Peter O’Mahony can strangle you with a cordless phone.

27 – Death once had a near-Peter O’Mahony experience.

28 – Peter O’Mahony’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Peter O’Mahony.

29 – Peter O’Mahony once went to mars. Thats why there are no signs of life.

30 – Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Peter O’Mahony’s PC will crash.

31 – Peter O’Mahony is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

32 – Peter O’Mahony doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

33 – Peter O’Mahony can cut a knife with butter.

34 – Peter O’Mahony can rub two pieces of fire together and make wood.