The Barbarians Twitter Account Of Their Czech Rep Thrashing Is Brilliant
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The Czech Republic took on the Barbarians last night and it didn’t go quite according to plan.
The Czech side consisted mostly of semi-pros, with the nation currently ranked 32nd in the world, one behind Switzerland and one ahead of Ukraine. Safe to say, it ended up being more of a spectacle, than a game of rugby, with the BaaBaas running out 71-0 winners in the end.
Ulster’s Dan Tuohy captained an experienced Barbarians account, full of seasoned internationals, but it was their Twitter account that put in the most impressive performance last night. Their social media is renowned for being absolutely hilarious, and once again- they didn’t disappoint last night, check it out below.
Here’s a #FactCzech to set the scene before KO – #CzechRepublic are ranked 32nd in world & have 5 pros #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
Czech captain is a semi-pro cage fighter & a Policeman. Don’t break law or they’ll send him to find you 😳 #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
TRY! Superb @nicstirz break setting off like greyhound chasing a rabbit & offloads to @SmithKwagga 0-7 (7) #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
Slashing @nanai_melani break ends in scrum. Czechs invented contact lens so we’ll give ref benefit of doubt #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
Our handling isn’t up to scratch yet. We’re dropping balls like a hungry Jeremy Clarkson ‘drops’ producers #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
Powerful @nanai_melani surge then a pen. No idea why. But, I don’t understand why people wear crocs either #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
TRY! Mr 5000 @MattFaddes himself sears his way over from 60m out. Like a Samsung Note 7, he’s on fire. 0-19 #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
TRY! @nanai_melani shows sort of footwork Ed Balls is dreaming about on Strictly Come Dancing. Ooosh! 0-31 #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
Czechs clear from their own line – A Czexit? – & it’s HT. Entertaining stuff in the blistering cold. 0-31 #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
We’re back on field but Czechs aren’t yet, assume they’re in dressing room but’ll send someone to Czech 😉 #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
Baa Baas on the attack with back of hand passes, chips ahead & more flair than a 70s disco #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
Another #FactCzech for you lucky people – Only 16% of Czechs believe in God. 100% believe in Sonny Bill 💪 #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
Sections of crowd are bouncing. It could be the cold, or it could be those delicious £1 beers. 0-38 (46) #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
He’s built like a flanker & hits harder than late tax bill, but classy @RobduPreez10 adds extras 0-45 (54) #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
#FactCzech – The sugar cube was invented in Czech Republic & tea has never been the same again 🙌 #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
TRY! Another for @MattFaddes as he finishes off flowing move with flourish & brings up the Shane Watson (half century) #rugby #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
A gorilla escaped London Zoo & downed 5 litres of squash but Czech’s effort tonight has been far more impressive 👍 #rugby #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
Crowd volume rises. No Mexican waves but bouncing continues. No pints being spilt so technique must be sound. 0-50 (64) #rugby #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
The big man Ben Franks is warming up in a beanie. Looks like a late night security guard in it but I ain’t telling him #rugby #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
Outstanding attack from Czechs. Crossfield chip & gather. Unlike a Justin Bieber concert, that was poetry in motion #rugby #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
TRY! It’s the South African Scrum Doctor Schalk van der Merwe. Lovely stuff form the big man to canter over 0-62 (71) #rugby #rugbyunited
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
#FactCzech – Highest beer consumption per capita in the world. Told you they were good blokes! 🍻 #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
FULLTIME – Finished 0-71 but #rugby is the real winner here. Thank you for being such great hosts 👍 #rugby #rugbyunited #worldrugby
— Barbarian FC (@Barbarian_FC) November 8, 2016
